Brokedown Palace (1999)

Brokedown Palace (1999)

Where Midnight Express told the harrowing real-life experience of a brutal prison, and Return to Paradise posed a moral and ethical dilemma to its audience, Brokedown Palace explores the importance of having a BFF and how the power of friendship can thwart a corrupt justice system. Such is the lot of 1999’s Brokedown Palace, a … Continue reading

Dot Points on Jupiter Ascending (2015)

Dot Points on Jupiter Ascending (2015)

I can’t possibly review Jupiter Ascending properly, because I’d need to write the plot down, and you won’t believe me if I do. Instead, here are my thoughts on the movie as they formed in my mind watching it: Orange and Teal: The Movie This movie has an opening credits/title sequence that interrupts the movie as … Continue reading

50 Shades of Grey Part Three: If It Looks and Sounds Like a Duck, It Might be a Rapist

50 Shades of Grey Part Three: If It Looks and Sounds Like a Duck, It Might be a Rapist

There are three main issues I have with 50 Shades of Grey, and I’m offering nothing new in the world of criticisms of this book – these are the same issues a lot of people have. But I’ll be damned if I put myself through the torment of reading that book without offering my own … Continue reading

50 Shades of Grey Part One: Prose Before Hoes

50 Shades of Grey Part One: Prose Before Hoes

There are three main issues I have with 50 Shades of Grey, and I’m offering nothing new in the world of criticisms of this book – these are the same issues a lot of people have. But I’ll be damned if I put myself through the torment of reading that book without offering my own … Continue reading